情信

这封信，不是写给我的。
我老公，也不会写情信给我。
再者，我相信我也没有机会再收到任何情信。
不过，如果我收到这样的情信，我相信我也不会兴奋开心。
因为，写这封信的人应该是——疯子！

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Dearest Ms

XXX

Sub: Offer of love!

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 20th of October (Thursday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 19th of Oct. at 1500hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.

Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take! up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. If however, you do not wish to take up this offer, I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister.

Wish you all the best!

Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours sincerely,

XXX