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Examination
Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination.
He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window.
He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit.
The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
"Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar,'"
he says, " it says here, 'Answer the following questions in brief...'"

Place You Born
Boss: Where were you born?
Singh: India ..
Boss: which part?
Singh: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

Have one more
2 Singh were fixing a bomb in a car.
Singh No.1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Singh No.2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Starts with T
Singh: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Singh: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Interview
In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Singh: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Singh: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup.....

In the Heaven
A Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter
told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on
earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer
two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with 'T'
2. How many seconds are in a year?

The Singh thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with 'T' are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.

Saint Peter said, 'OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though it's not the answer I expected. But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?'
The Singh replied, 'Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc...'
Saint Peter lets him in without another word.

In the Clinic
Two Singhs were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like hell.
So the other asked him, 'Why are you crying?'
He replied, 'I came here for blood test'
The second Singh asked, So? Are you afraid? '
He replied, ' No, not that. During the blood test they will cut my finger'
Hearing this, the second Singh started crying..
The first one was astonished and asked him, 'Why are you crying?'
To which he replied, 'I have come for my urine test.'

At the Beach
One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America.
A lady came asked him, 'Are you relaxing?'
Singh answered, ' No, I am Banta Singh.'
Another guy came and asked him the same question.
Singh answered, 'No No Me Banta Singh!'
Third one came and asked him the same question again.
Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun.
He went up to him and asked, 'Are you Relaxing?'
The other Singh was a lot more educated and answered, 'Yes, I am relaxing.'
The Singh slapped him on his face and said,
"Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and you are sitting over here....."